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Mephies Diary 5 by crystalthedark, literature

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Mephies Diary 5

13th October. I don't really have anything to say... But I still gotta say something. Weeeeel. I woke up at 3am, to find Shadow in tight leather shorts singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" That wasn't pretty. I reckon my ARSE could sing better than that. Then I stumbled downstairs, to find, well, nothing. Everything was gone. So I slept on the floor. Which was hard. And cold. And smelly. Then at 7am, Someone knocked on the door. So, I answered it. "Hi! I'm the mailman, Some red and black guy killed my girlfriend last night, by throwing a whip out of the back window!" "SHADOW! GET YOUR STUPID ARSE DOWN HERE!" I yelled up the stairs. He came down

Mephies diary 4 by crystalthedark, literature

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Mephies diary 4

12 October. Hello diary. I'm about to whine at you- be prepared. IM ILL. I AM REALLY, REALLY, REALLLLLLY ILL. I woke up this morning and Shadow was hugging me. Normal day. I whacked him in the head, he had a nose bleed, I went to the shower, Shadow went outside and looked at me through the window, i shut the curtains and barracaded the door, you know, the usual. Then the wall started crawling. And i threw up. And the shower went freezing and i spazzed out and knocked the door open. And surprise, surprise, SHADOW WAS THERE. And he looked at me, and I sneezed, and he looked at me some more, and I blacked out. And I woke up in Shadow's bed.

Mephies diary 3 by crystalthedark, literature

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Mephies diary 3

11th of October, also known as the day shadow turned gay. ...I woke up early today. 5:00am. Which is strange seeing as I enjoy sleep. I found Shadow on top of me looking upset and Lucinda near my bed looking INCREDIBLY happy. If life wasn't bad enough, I was also naked at the time. Then I snapped. I broke shadow's arm and whacked Lucinda in the face, I would of done more but she's a girl... Theeeeen I found out the news. Shadow loves me (lord knows why) and Lucinda's pregnant with MY baby. I'm gonna be a parent... Oh crap. MONEY BLOWING SNOT FACED STUPID LITTLE IDIOTS. THAT'S WHAT KIDS ARE. Then I fell on my bed and shadow crawled up an

Mephies diary 2 by crystalthedark, literature

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Mephies diary 2

October 10th GRRRRR. I'm so gonna kill Shadow and his ability to find me drunken girls. Today he brought home some prostitute bat. SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME. I'll stay single... Some other things happened in my string of events. A girl with long dyed red hair chased me saying something in an EXTREMELY high pitched language i can not understand. I took care of her. By knocking her out. Lolz. Rex woke up today. And talked to me. and cooked, AND CLEANED!!! It was so cool... except for the food being horrible and it had lemons in it. BTW I'm lactose intolernt ANNND allergic to lemons. My quills are annoying me... Reallly badly. OH and diary.

Mephie's Diary 1. by crystalthedark, literature

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Mephie's Diary 1.

8th October. Everyone is stupid and pathetic. Apart from me. I'm great. My idiotic room mates forgot. My family (If Ihave one) forgot. EVERYONE forgot. I suppose... NOPE. They're just idiots. I guess rather than ranting, I should tell you who I am. But that wouldn't be fun. Oh well. My name is Mephiles the dark. If it doesn't ring any bells, your retarded. If it does... your not as retarded. Today is my birthday... I think. I like this date, so I made it my birthday. NOT THAT ANYONE EVER REMEMBERS IT!!! I talked and talked about it, So how can you forget? *Flashback* Shadow is on the floor, drunk. "ITS MY BIRTHDAY NEXT

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Sonadow Contest Entry by Sparky2hot4ya, literature

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Sonadow Contest Entry

"Go to bed Sonic." "...mmpph...keep reading..." "You're dozing off there's no point." "No I'm not...! What happens to Robin Hood after he saved the princess?" "...Robin Hood? I'm reading about The Wizard of Oz!" "Lies you faker!" "You're the faker! Pretending your awake!" Sonic pointed to the book Shadow was reading. "Then who's than fox with the green hat and clothes??" "That's an Oompa Loompa you idiot!" "Your an Oompa Loompa!" Shadow rolled his eyes and continued reading. "What is it?" asked the little old woman; and looked, and began to laugh. The feet of the dead Witch had disappeared entirely and nothing was left but the

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Deviant for 15 years
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EVERYBODY
DANCE
NOW!

Hey hey heyyy! My name is Alexandra...yo. Im 14 (omg i broke a rule 0.o) i CUM FROM MANCHESTER UK!!!! (zomg i was gunna die) and i have short brown hair (again)!

I lyke mephiles....

And I have soooo many fan charries ill just mention one.... CRYSTAL DE DARKKK!!!!

Yaaa...mephiles stupid daughter.

wonder who de momma is *shot*

Anyhoo.... I am writing a spazz fic called Mephies diary and Im stuck. I want people to DIE! Plz help a poor noob out lol!

I liek mudkipz....

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!

Dont forget to slap yo mama, eat a banana, and watch me be a spazz. I liek attention :)

till then ma viewerinos!

Current Residence: In a house.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Ewww INTERNET CLOTHES?
Print preference: Whuuut?
Favourite genre of music: Sonikuu Musik
Favourite photographer: ME :)
Favourite style of art: Doodles that are mephy related.
Operating System: Windows crappy xp
MP3 player of choice: My blue one :)
Wallpaper of choice: Mephy related
Skin of choice: Mephies.
Favourite cartoon character: Mephiles the dark
Personal Quote: It's the computers fault I suck...

Favourite Visual Artist

Anyone who draws mephie

Favourite Movies

Spirited away

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

That guy who wrote Mephiles' theme

Favourite Writers

Anyone who writes about mephiles.

Favourite Games

Sonic next gen

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS3

Tools of the Trade

Ms Paint... Pen.... Paper....Camera?

Other Interests

Dancing, doodling, writing, Mephy

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crystalthedark

Mar 16, 2009

I happy now

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I wrote... WOWZY My tights ripped and i luk like a spaztard My blazer is waaaay to hot and i lost ma jumper Isnt it kewl My teachers all killed bob and homework just killed bobs wife. Ooh jeeeeez MUST LEAAAAVE NOW  :)

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crystalthedark

Mar 7, 2009

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WELL. My first day as a deviant. And I just realised how hard it is to draw on a computer. :( It's easy on paper. I can barely work this thing... Its wayyy complicated. Do you HAVE to pay to use this? And whats all this stuff about Canvas prints and calanders and J peg AND Bit map AND THIS IS HARRRD. When I am legally old enough to use this i might be better. Thats in 6 and a half years though. AWWW. I might not draw... I might write.. I dunno. I suck at making up titles. Ill stick to watching mephie laugh on youtube. It's oddly addicting lol. Oh crap. I have history homework... AH WELL.